April's Rat-tacular Sickest Stories!

People are already reserving tickets online for the April edition of "Sickest Stories". Which always makes me a little nervous, when tickets are sold THIS early in advance. I always think that they're going to come this weekend to see the show and be forced upon some other show's box office, demanding to hear their dirty stories, when that's not the show that's playing at all. Hasn't happened yet, but I always think that it might.

But the reservations for the show are slowly coming together. I think that the April show is going to be pretty full, for a couple of different reasons...

1.) Tony Rielege is putting together a "singles social group" and they're doing the April SFS as one of their events. I've even given him a password to get slightly cheaper tickets online. (You have to email him to get the password.)
I suspect that they will represent and if the free preview was any indication, they'll take up half the house.

2.) The weather is slowly getting nicer. I think that people are going to be more likely to come out for this show (and other late night shows) when they don't mind standing in line outside for a bit. We're a REALLY fun late night date.

3.) We've got two REALLY special guests lined up for the April show. Ratcatcher Juan is a friend of mine who actually works in the extermination business. Two weeks ago, he and his boss stumbled upon the week-old corpse of an old man in a nursing home. He's found cockroaches in residence inside the asshole of a living homeless guy. He kicks the heads off of rats for a living. So, THAT guy has some stories. We're lowering the bar for that show.

In addition to that, we're running a promotion whereupon one randomly selected audience member will be pulled up onstage and put into the show. I think that will draw audience members in, too. People WANT to be in that show. I get emails about that all the time. So, here's a rare chance for them to make that happen. I think that they will come out for that.

I don't want to give too much away, but we've REALLY got a fun surprise lined up to select our random audience member for the show. It will involve a little bit of unintentional ass sniffing. You gotta love that.

Also, we're going to have an open-ended promotion that "Ladies who flash the box office their tits get free admission." Harz, who is pledged to cover box office for a few shows, is TOTALLY down with that plan. We shall see if that ACTUALLY happens or not.

And the mailing list for the show is slowly, surely, gaining momentum too.

Lots of fun stuff is lined up for that show (and future shows too). I can't wait to see this stuff actually come together. Looks like it's going to be one "sick" summer!

Cheers,
Mr.B